FIRING EDNA THE EPSILON
Yesterday I had to fire someone for being a loud Epsilon. It has been a long time since I read Aldous Huxley’s novel, Brave New World. I often find myself melding the story line & characters between Brave New World and Orwell’s 1984, but I digress.In Brave New World, Huxley’s society is genetically engineered into Alphas, Betas, Gammas, Deltas & Epsilons. It is a caste system and goes against everything America stands for. It disgusts me. Yet I sometimes find myself grouping people into categories.I try never to prejudge, because that is prejudice. God makes us one at a time, and that is how we should judge each person. God also loves each one of us the same, to him Charlie Manson & Mother Theresa are equally valuable. This is where I fall short. Ten times out of ten, I’m putting Mother Theresa at the front of the line.We try to hire Alpha, Betas, & Gammas. Alphas make the best team leaders, but don’t put two alphas in the same car (they will tear each other apart). Occasionally I will hire a Delta if I feel this person will have a good work ethic, attention to detail, and not undermine the spirit of the company.Alphas like to work with Betas & Gammas, but may become disturbed if they are forced to lead a Delta or Epsilon. If I hire a Delta, I make sure the Alpha team leader is cool with it, otherwise no deal. If an Alpha is forced to work with Deltas and Epsilons it will not be long before that Alpha looks for employment elsewhere.So I hired Doris the Delta. Her background check was OK. References OK. She really needed a job. She was socially unpolished so I made sure to point out how she shouldn’t seek to engage our Clients in conversations. Be polite. Answer questions. Just don't start a conversation. Further, I pointed out that whenever a Client is present, we should be as quiet as mice.So I enrolled her in You’ve Got MAIDS University and she began her course work. First day Orientation & Bathrooms 101 DVD’s followed by a quiz. This was more difficult with Doris than most, but I was up for the challenge. Then she goes into the field to clean bathrooms under a supervisor’s watchful eye. The supervisor came back frustrated that Doris the Delta was a bit obtuse. Had I mislabeled Doris???Next morning Doris arrives to review her results for bathrooms and then take Kitchens 101. She was informed of her supervisor’s feedback on bathrooms, and we decided she needed to spend more time perfecting that. On this 2nd day she let her hair down, got relaxed and started telling me better ways to run our business.Emerson wrote that every man I meet is in some way my superior, and I can learn from him. Emerson is 100% correct of course & I did learn something from Doris the Delta!By the end of the day Doris the Delta stopped talking to her coworkers. Doris had refused to clean something. Doris was not being receptive to coaching. Doris argued with her supervisor in front of a Client!I gave Doris the next day off and scheduled a review with her supervisor. At that meeting it became apparent that I hadn’t hired Doris the Delta, I had hired Edna the Epsilon!! She was also loud. I mean my ears hurt when she spoke at me...it was a controlling the volume thing.She just didn’t get it, and at her age (40ish) she probably never will. God certainly loves her, but if I allowed her to stay at You’ve Got MAIDS she would scare off all the Alphas & Betas. At that point we would start losing Clients by the bucketful, slip into unprofitability, & I would spend my entire day managing malcontents!HELL NO, EDNA MUST GO. The most humane thing to do is to let her go. So I did.You've Got Maids of Orlando, Florida (407.737.7773) specializing in; Winter Park Maid Service, Baldwin Park Maid Service, Islesworth Maid Service, Maitland Maid Service, Avalon Maid Service, Keene's Point Maid Service, Belle Isle Maid Service, Conway Maid Service, Eagle Creek Maid Service, Longwood Maid Service, Eastwood Maid Service, Hunter's Creek Maid Service, Lake Bryan Maid Service, Moss Park Maid Service, Winter Springs Maid Service, Altamonte Springs Maid Service, Stoneybrook Maid Service, Dr. Phillips Maid Service, Tuscawilla Maid Service, Oviedo Maid Service, Orlando Maid Service, Bay Hills Maid Service, Meadow Woods Maid Service, Wekiva Maid Service, Vista Lakes Maid Service, Lake Mary Maid Service, Heathrow Maid Service, Metro West Maid Service, Winter Garden Maid Service, Casselberry Maid Service, Lake Nona Maid Service, Gotha Maid Service, & Windermere Maid Service.





















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