This post is one of a series devoted to independent maids gone bad. - Ed.Independent Maids are a lot like a box of chocolates, with the emphasis on you never know what you're going to get. At least that's what Forrest's Momma always said.
My old neighbor, I'll call her Jenny, hired an independent maid. This particular illegal, independent maid charged $10 a room. My neighbor counted 12 rooms, but her calculating, illegal, independent maid counted 14 (laundry room & foyer). This unlicensed, illegal, calculating, independent maid came once a week and stays roughly 5 to 6 hours. That's 5 to 6 hours her rust bucket was parked on our street, dripping oil. No one cleans 6 hours straight so our neighbor felt obliged to prepare lunch for her employee. That's right, this unlicensed, illegal, calculating, bring your appetite, independent maid eats a free lunch that her boss prepares for her.
Our neighbor provides all the cleaning equipment, the vacuum, chemicals, cleaning cloths and mops. Moreover, she was unwittingly bearing all the risk...what if this uninsured, unlicensed, illegal, calculating, bring your appetite, independent maid got hurt...she could sue our neighbor. Imagine that.
David Bernstein, assistant professor at the George Mason University School of Law feels the
"American tort system is a disaster. It resembles a wealth-redistribution lottery more than an efficient system designed to compensate those injured..." To read the rest of Bernsteins Civil Justice Memo click here. The best scene in this drama took months to play out. One day the tax evading, illegal, uninsured, unlicensed, illegal, calculating, bring your appetite, independent maid showed up with her child. Something went wrong with her babysitter, so this little girl got to go to work and it wasn't even
Bring your Daughter to Work Day. No problem, one more plate for lunch.
I suppose $10 a room just gets you the body. If you would rather entrust your homes maintenance to professionals call a company like
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